Hoplaka

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  • Glendale, USA
  • 35 years-old
  • Tuesday 10 October 1989
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About Hoplaka

I mostlyspend my week days as a 6th grade teacher. Why am I on Fmylife.com? Because I get gossiped about every day behind my back my all of the immature boys who love my 'double D' breasts. Well here is a little lesson that I learned in my school: PI: 3.14 but has a lot more numbers than that. When you are talking about the radius or circumference of a circle you multiply 3.14 time the width of the circle. Example: 3.14• 10ft. Try it for yourselves. :) Ta-tah darlings!

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