jakeisawake

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  • Boca Raton, United States
  • 34 years-old
  • Saturday 23 December 1989
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About Jakeisawake

Jake.6'5", mostly italian and then white. Don't take me seriously. I'm most likely joking. I have a twisted sense of humor at times .Definite Braves fan. The Used is one of the greatest bands along with Chiodos, A Day to Remember, and Drop Dead Gorgeous. Oh, and A Love Like Pi. I am a gerontophobic. I love sushi. Music fanatic; I sing when I get ready in the morning. in the shower, brushing teeth, all that stuff. I sleep alot. Godddd i love sleep. I'm waiting for a zombie apocalypse. I watch all the films enough to know how to survive. I watch more movies than most, and I like "out there" films. Favorite director is M. Night Shyamalan.

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Beginner

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

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Mobility

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The rules are the rules

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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I moderated this!

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

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50 favorites

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Tweet, tweet

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

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Up and coming moderator

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One more and it's business time

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