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By Alan - 21/04/2017 08:34 - France - Paris
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About Méssant
Je me définirais comme un misanthrope contrarié.
Misanthrope parce qu'une trop grande partie de l'humanité reste concentrée sur sa petite personne, sur la haine qu'il porte à son voisin, sur l'image qu'il veut donner aux autres.
Contrarié parce qu'Il existe encore des gens formidables qui donnent d'eux même, parfois jusqu'à leur vie pour faire de ce monde un endroit meilleur.
Le monde devient si absurde qu'il est parfois plus important pour certains d'entretenir leur réseau social virtuel (avec tout ce qu'il compte de faux culs et de menteurs) que de se responsabiliser et d'aider ceux qui en ont besoin.
Voici ce en quoi je crois :
- Inutile de prendre la vie au sérieux, de toute manière, on en sortira pas vivant.
- La religion est l'opium du peuple : j'ai rien contre les drogués, mais je peux pas blairer les dealers.
- Des raisons d'être misanthrope, j'en ai plus de six milliards.
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