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By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford
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By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford
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By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States
Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D