Sexy talk
By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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