Cocobananas
By Anonymous - 09/03/2016 18:54 - United Kingdom - Carlisle
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Anonymous - 09/03/2016 18:54 - United Kingdom - Carlisle
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