Tonight, on First Dates…
By dumper - 05/11/2009 06:41 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By dumper - 05/11/2009 06:41 - United States
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