Don't scratch every itch
By Anonymous - 27/05/2012 14:19 - Australia - Sydney
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You're following 50 people
You're following 100 people
You're following 200 people
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
By Anonymous - 27/05/2012 14:19 - Australia - Sydney