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About Ninjapiratejesus_fml

I love food, running, video games, and my boyfriend :) What else could I need in life? I am hoping to cosplay as Citra from Far Cry 3 in the near future... I like all music; especially anything by Muse, Radiohead, Imagine Dragons, Metric, The Killers, The Gorillaz, Of Monsters and Men, Coldplay, The Shins, U2, Deadmau5, and Glitch Mob. The Walking Dead is amazing.

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