You wanker!
By Nik - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Nik - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no