By ScenicSubterfuge - 16/07/2013 16:01 - United States - Houston
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By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 04:38 - Canada
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OP here, that thought hasn't even crossed my mind! That's scary! Haha, she's fine now, but we're already considering moving her to an old folks home -- she's in her late 70s -- so that'll be the next move!