Dating is hell
By ZombiKilla - 16/08/2016 02:46 - United States - Delta
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
By ZombiKilla - 16/08/2016 02:46 - United States - Delta
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By Nothanks - 06/06/2016 02:43
Hey guys! Op here. I'm pleasantly surprised this got published! I guess I should have explained the whole situation a lot better. It was not my idea to snoop, as I was making them dinner, and I heard doors opening and closing. I went to investigate, praying it wasn't a break in. Instead, I found the kids looking through the closets. I asked them to stop, sit down, and watch tv while I continued cooking. I watched them go back to the main room by the kitchen where I was, but I guess they snuck back out. When I checked on them again, they were looking at, you guessed it, sex toys.