theBalloonPerson

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About Theballoonperson

Humors good. Im usally thankful when I can laugh. Did FML used to be a nicer place a few years ago, or was my brain a nicer place? Thanks if you share: Helpful, Funny & sometimes cute comments. :) FML pet peeves: FMLs are almost exact (or exact) repeats. Overly critical & literal comments, thats sad, not funny. Too long of paragraphs; hard on the eyes. The following FML is the biggest fml of my life. Written aloof & confusing (sorry.) A real 'you had to be there moment.' If you were there, you can empathize & let me know. Today, (if you count decades ago as today) I was at a fellow kids house. He broke a 'looking glass' with a toy he shouldn't've had. The mirror explosively shaddered into scary little pieces. I lost my "best friend" that day. I could only return home after I gathered a "good" enough piece. FML Anyways, Thanks for socializing, by looking (you perv.) Happy distractions fellow FML'ers! ^-^

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Theballoonperson's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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