Stranded
By i love stupid people - 14/07/2019 06:30
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
By i love stupid people - 14/07/2019 06:30
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff