Fedezzer

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  • Saffron Walden, England
  • 26 years-old
  • Saturday 31 October 1998
  • single

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Grammar is everything.

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I agree, my mouse works.

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YDI Master

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Fedezzer's favorite FMLs

cristy91 tells us more.

cristy91 33

Okay, to answer a few questions: yes, the flavors were the same. Yes, my parents knew I'd be baking two cakes. The reason they ate from each is that my grandma put the "family" cake in the fridge without telling anyone, so they assumed the remaining cake was for them (grandma is a little forgetful). No, I can't combine them, I used "half" but it's half for one and a bit more than 1/3 from the other. No, not putting laxatives, I love baking and they bought me more ingredients to use.

sugarysofalof tells us more.

sugarysofalof 22

Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)