QueenBeeGotStung

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Up and coming moderator

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It's in the can!

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What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

The Mixer

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50 favorites

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Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I like your style

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One more and it's business time

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Omelette Master Badge

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Tweet, tweet

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50 quality comments

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Tell us what happened next

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My diary is a collector's item

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Happy month-versary

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I’m your new creative director

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Queenbeegotstung's favorite FMLs

mamaflower tells us more.

Just so you know, I live in a council estate so I always figured my neighbour would be able to break in if he wanted. It was just a shocked to see how easy it was. And I can't change the locks with out going through a big pile of paper work and waiting for permission. So much hassle. Any way thanks for the funny comments =)

Fibericon tells us more.

Wow, didn't expect this many comments. I talked to my boss about it today. The coworker had actually lodged a complaint, but conveniently forgot to mention the whole thing about a lighter that looks like a gun. He doesn't work there anymore. The main reason I thought I was going to lose my job was that he had worked there for a lot longer than I had. I've been there less than a year. I was worried that he could have said anything he wanted and I'd end up with the shit end of the stick just because I was new. As for whether or not I over reacted, maybe I could have taken a moment to analyze the situation, but it's not like he was trying to take my wallet or telling me to do anything. He silently pointed a "gun" at me. The last time I spoke to him I had said to him was that his English sucked and he shouldn't be teaching (I work at an ESL institute). The next time I saw him, gun in the face. I asked a cop friend from the states about it, he said if someone pointed that at him they'd get shot.

JaneChemi_fml tells us more.

hi guys. when I found out I ran out of the bathroom holding a pregnancy test screaming "holy ******* shit babe I'm pregnant". I'm not sure I can really do much else to convince him. wait.... how did I deserve this??