Alright bruv'?

By zetuga055 - 15/10/2021 14:00

Today, like I do once a week, I put my bins out to be collected. I was woken up in the early hours by a drunk lad outside, claiming he was desperate for a waz. The sound of him pissing in my food waste bin will haunt me for the rest of my life. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Now, I'll be haunted for the rest of my life by the word "waz." I'm assuming it means voiding the bladder and we already have so many slang synonyms - piss, pee, wee, leak, squirt, wiz, tinkle, #1, shake the weasel, see a man about a horse, etc. Why do we need waz?

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mike3775 35

Be glad it was in the bin and not on you

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RichardPencil 30

Now, I'll be haunted for the rest of my life by the word "waz." I'm assuming it means voiding the bladder and we already have so many slang synonyms - piss, pee, wee, leak, squirt, wiz, tinkle, #1, shake the weasel, see a man about a horse, etc. Why do we need waz?

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mike3775 35

Be glad it was in the bin and not on you

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Wadlaen 23

Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go 😅

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