Friends, Awkward, Pokémon and Love: Date night

Date night

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne, popcorn, romantic comedy. Then his friend decided to show up and they've been talking about first generation Pokémon ever since. FML

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Vesi 29

Friday 24 March 2023 20:57

What ever happened afterwards? Are you married with kids now? Broke up? New partners? Any kind of follow up..?

1known 30

Monday 3 April 2023 1:34

If you’re having champagne, try to get something better to eat than popcorns.

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Vesi 29

Friday 24 March 2023 20:57

What ever happened afterwards? Are you married with kids now? Broke up? New partners? Any kind of follow up..?

1known 30

Monday 3 April 2023 1:34

If you’re having champagne, try to get something better to eat than popcorns.

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