Miscellaneous: Don't bother

Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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By LGFLIPSTER - 31/08/2009 03:32 - Canada

Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind she called "can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her un-load bags. She began hitting me, screaming "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML

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By Retailhell - 22/12/2014 06:25 - United States

Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 19:49 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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By WesJaz - 08/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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Oi! Get back here!

By magicman - 26/04/2011 04:45 - Canada

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

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The cat's out of the bag

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML

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Alanna_Vicious 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:47

No good deed goes unpunished.

danielrp34 7

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:49

Punch that bitch in her ***** mouth. No wait, thats how I got my restraining order......

Comments

thatonekid2010 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:27

YDI for being an omish communist playing Xbox.

danielrp34 7

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:00

Its spelled amish

prospekt1 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:29

dont chou worry bout a thing!!

hailey_hillbilly 2

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:08

you should let bitches cart roll then!

thatonekid2010 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:13

weird al spelled it omish! wtf!?

dusty1030 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:22

that's what you get for trying to steal her purse.... hahaha fyl lol

NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:47

FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY

DomyDamsy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:38

ydi for trying to steal a purse lol

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:39

It's no wonder so many women get their asses beat by their boyfriends and husbands - they're just keeping them in check for being b**ches when they're out in public.

fml_mu 10

Tuesday 28 February 2012 10:13

Well just push her cart away and let it roll... let her go and run after the cart! :P

gman90210 18

Wednesday 2 May 2012 7:30

Ya you can't even be a good Samaritan without possibly getting sued. People are getting dumber by the week. It sucks the world used to be a decent place with people with with good common sense and morality. Now everyone thinks very body out to get them. They are right