Poopoo peepee and Health: Double down

Double down

By coyote - 02/09/2010 07:25 - Japan

Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML

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By screaming monkey - 04/04/2012 10:13 - United Kingdom - Whitton

Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

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Circling the drain

By Leo - 23/07/2023 12:00

Today, after suffering probably my worst night of appendicitis, which consisted of vomiting, diarrhea, and going to the doctor, starving, only to find out a couple of hours later in the hospital ER that I'm allergic to penicillin and close to dying. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2012 00:30 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML

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By BathroomDweller - 20/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Omaha

Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2015 04:42

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

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Bunged up

By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, the medication I’ve been taking has caused me to become constipated for so long I'm now unable to go, because all my poop is a solid mass in my bowels no stool softener can touch. So a surgeon is either going up my ass with a hose and a spoon, or cutting open my stomach to remove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:25 - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

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By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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Rip it up and start again

By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 20:14 - Switzerland

Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML

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drakem 7

Thursday 2 September 2010 16:23

aw that sucks

OnlyAvailableID 28

Thursday 2 September 2010 16:24

That's gotta be painful. FYL, OP, quite unfortunate series of events.

Comments

Tweety122888 0

Friday 3 September 2010 5:11

wow people can be so frigging ignorant. what do u think we girls have our buttholes for?! god u dumbass people drive me crazy. how about you think before you post.

kellinowlin 1

Friday 3 September 2010 5:40

boo hoo!!! after having my first son I didn't poop for 3 weeks and ended up allergic to the laxative all over including the stitches in my downstairs area from having my baby and still didn't poop!!! complain then!!!

Kawaiichan42 3

Friday 3 September 2010 5:51

96: Didn't you know our assholes are only for anal sex? This guy is in for a rude awakening when he moves in with a woman.

milo2113 0

Friday 3 September 2010 6:40

hahahaah

Samko_chan 5

Friday 3 September 2010 7:58

Man OP must be super gassy.

magenLOVESyou 0

Friday 3 September 2010 8:12

haha ew that sucks:) hope you feel better:)

teebabyy 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:00

I haven't pooped in abouta week.. y.? cause I'm in collge fml'!

MonaLeFae 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:06

OMG!!! by chance is this my bff from texas??? lol

ladycoyote107 0

Friday 3 September 2010 11:19

No, I'm from California, sorry. Love Texas, though. Do you really know another person having this problem? poor thing... I guess I'm glad it's not just me.

ladycoyote107 0

Friday 3 September 2010 11:28

No, I'm from California, sorry. Love Texas, though. Do you really know another person having this problem? poor thing... I guess I'm glad it's not just me.

ladycoyote107 0

Friday 3 September 2010 11:31

No, I'm from California, sorry. Love Texas, though. Do you really know another person having this problem? poor thing... I guess I'm glad it's not just me.