FML's Showdown #14 By Louis - 21/06/2017 21:30 Another stand off, pick your fave! I agree, your life sucks 319 You deserved it 124 Share Tweet Share
Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 565 You deserved it 367
Today, due to my wife saying I never cook and that we always order pizza, I spent a good hour preparing dinner. While serving it to my kids, they started complaining. My wife told them to shut up. When she took a bite, she looked up at me, smiled, and said, "Do you, you know, want to just order pizza?" FML I agree, your life sucks 44 219 You deserved it 6 067
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 740 You deserved it 2 188
Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 124 You deserved it 3 920
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years had proposed to his ex a few days behind and she had declined. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 563 You deserved it 3 215
Today, the first guy I have dated, and have had a serious relationship with after my divorce, is spending the night with his ex-girlfriend. And I'm supposed to be ok with it, “nothing's going to happen.” FML I agree, your life sucks 933 You deserved it 97
Today, it seems that I won't be having sex for a while. I was Live Action Role Playing and got hit in the dick with a foam sword. The hit moved my armour enough for a padded arrow to get a direct hit on my right nut. FML I agree, your life sucks 378 You deserved it 173
Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML I agree, your life sucks 1 937 You deserved it 125
I like #1