Phone calls and Work: Gotcha!

Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying, "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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Thursday 8 May 2014 16:28

That's some brilliant role reversal on their part

AFCCT 7

Thursday 8 May 2014 16:27

Well that's just plain awesomeness.

Comments

oldschoolwaycool 3

Friday 16 May 2014 8:22

Yeah your job sucks. I used to have fun with it though. I would intentionally give irate customers the wrong 800 numbers. I would provide them with a number to check food stamp balance or AA hotline.

starnikkole 4

Sunday 18 May 2014 21:05

Dude I saw the other guy do that on a vine.

moneybenny 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 9:17

This is a vine. You just made up that if happened to you.

technomom 5

Wednesday 4 June 2014 10:52

haha rofl well sorry it goes with having one of the most hatred jobs. we call you. you do not call us. one day companies will understand that.

xxreikoxx 31

Friday 10 October 2014 9:22

Bwahaha! I'm sorry, but I find this funny OP. It probably wasn't funny then, but you're probably laughing about it now. Not original by any means, but still...it sucks and you sorta deserved that even though you were going your job. :)