Pregnancy and Kids: Judgemental

Judgemental

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By preggers - 08/02/2010 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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Don't get involved

By Joe - 13/09/2021 20:00

Today, some kid on the bus kept pissing me off, making fart jokes and singing the Peppa Pig theme song on repeat. Angrily, I confronted him and asked him if he was 7. He retaliated with, "Yeah, 7 inches deep in your MOM!" FML

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By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom

Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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You deserved it 10 729

By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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skilova4lifezzz 19

Friday 11 July 2014 17:59

You're the bastard who took the cookie from the cookie jar!!

A07 48

Friday 11 July 2014 18:03

Should'ave told him you eat mean kids who annoy you on the bus.

Comments

HunkyMumbles 27

Friday 11 July 2014 19:53

That's actually kind of cute!

lifeisadance1 10

Friday 11 July 2014 19:57

We all know what you did.

yniguez09 14

Friday 11 July 2014 19:59

He must have just learned about the birds and the bees.

inestimable_fml 8

Friday 11 July 2014 20:00

Forgot to say "Last Summer".Loser.

JRT98 12

Friday 11 July 2014 20:04

Then look at him with an evil glare, and say "you're next."

patrick227 1

Friday 11 July 2014 20:05

you have to assume his parents are incredibly bad at explaining "how are babies made?"

tgrsam21 4

Friday 11 July 2014 20:19

This isn't an FML, this is hilarious! I would've either been shocked or laughing my ass off.

ostfaiz 18

Friday 11 July 2014 20:21

you should have asked... comon explain what!

claudia19801811 14

Friday 11 July 2014 20:41

That's cute and funny

thizzler 2

Friday 11 July 2014 20:47

That kid needs to understand that birth is a. Part of life and he has no business invading your privacy

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