Mental health, Pranks, Phobias and Miscellaneous: Not funny, guys

Not funny, guys

By livgasms - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2013 18:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML

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Sorry, dude

By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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By foreverDark - 14/05/2012 12:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 21:20 - Canada

Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML

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No good deed…

By oops - 04/12/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML

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Mothman is real

By NOT THE BEES...oh - 29/08/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML

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By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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Home invasion

By Need_more_spiders - 08/08/2023 14:00

Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML

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Thursday 18 August 2011 12:05

Use your shoe to smush the moth. Use the same shoe to smack the crap out of your family members.

GodsLittleMistak 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:57

Aww poor you,I hate moths! FYL

Comments

GwarKitty 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:12

Your family is ohmazing. I love them.

astarazhna 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 21:24

GWAR is phucking awesome

Glitterhinoceros 14

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:17

That is when you release the spiders on them while they sleep.

Shafreeka 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:27

Is a phobia not, in it's definition, an irrational/unexplainable fear of something? I really am asking because I remember it from somewhere but not entirely sure, but I think so...doesn't necessarily mean much. LOL

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:30

I agree that would be funny as hell to see someone thrashing around and screaming because of moths. However, if they were spiders being let loose, that's totally not cool.

MrsFrenchToast 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:31

Phobia: an overwhelming and unreasonable fear of an object or situation that poses little real danger.

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:33

Don't worry. You can get them back when they have to pay for your new therapy sessions because of your traumatic experience. In all seriousness, OP, I feel for you. My friends have done that to me before.