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Oi! Get back here!

By magicman - 26/04/2011 04:45 - Canada

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

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You deserved it 17 484

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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You deserved it 3 593

Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 19:49 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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You deserved it 3 376

Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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You deserved it 3 250

Jedi mind trick

By Anonymous - 12/04/2018 19:00

Today, while covering lunch for the self-checkout host, I noticed a customer walking away. I smiled and said, "Have a nice night!" A few minutes later, I saw that she'd left without paying on her machine. I'd smiled and waved at a lady as she stole from me. FML

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You deserved it 806

By Anonymous - 06/09/2011 09:32 - United States

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

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You deserved it 4 639

Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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You deserved it 1 900

Get back

By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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You deserved it 17 344

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML

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You deserved it 13 435

Help!

By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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You deserved it 1 390

By Retailhell - 22/12/2014 06:25 - United States

Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML

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You deserved it 3 426

Beebow_fml 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 11:46

Goodluck trying to explain that.

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 26 April 2011 11:47

Why does that look oh so funny in my mind? Fuhohohoho!~

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ilovecupcakes98 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:53

I bettchyou were embarrassed when you came back, huh? YDI for not checking the box first before running out of the store..

ilovecupcakes98 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:55

Run, Forest, run!(;

purplepenguine 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:09

nice :D

ilovecupcakes98 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:53

Hahahha.(;

purplepenguine 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:07

this is one of the fml's that I really wanna know what happens next :(

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:24

haha winner winner chicken dinner

bigcountry1293 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:45

haha dumb ass caint u read and i agree with 54 theres alot of fmls that should tell what happens next haha

james1992 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:47

not sure why but I picture op just grabbing the donation box and booking it right out the door LOL

DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:07

could've checked the box first

nullify1337 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:19

dumbass

Dreamcatcher619 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ervinjdm 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:23

Lol

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