Love, Friends, Jealousy and Public freakouts: Overreaction time

Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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cthulhu1138 1

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:00

I hope you slapped that bitch into next week.

Jewelofagal 2

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:07

Your brother sure hasn't any family loyalty does he? A great brother would break up with a girlfriend who hit his sister.

Comments

COBRAMORPH 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:36

maybe you shouldn't have been screwing her man.

eleutheros 3

Friday 27 November 2009 0:58

Can't you read? Her man was OP's brother...dunno where you come from, but here we don't screw our family members.^^

kayPandastyle 15

Friday 27 November 2009 3:10

i hope you punched the shit outta her back told her the dude was your brother then smacked the hell outta him for getting me punched in the face

CalamityStriker 0

Friday 27 November 2009 8:03

Today I punched a girl in the face because I thought she was fooling around with my boyfriend (instead of confronting him about the strange girl he spent so much time with)... Turns out she was his sister and Im a ******' retard... FML xD LMFAO

LolWaitWut 0

Friday 27 November 2009 11:42

Your brother's a jackass and his girlfriend's a dumbass. 1. He should've told her he had a sister and 2. She should've asked about it. She could have asked you or him about it instead of resorting to mindless violence.

SWEETking 0

Friday 27 November 2009 13:59

Once your brother's gf know you are his sister. You should tell her that your brother have many newly known sisters from time to time.

menschmaschine5 0

Friday 27 November 2009 18:45

The gf's an idiot for jumping to conclusions. Why would she automatically assume your brother's cheating on her when she sees him walking with another girl? She obviously doesn't trust your brother at all, or is just paranoid, otherwise the possibility that you were family would have crossed her mind pretty quickly.

ithappens123 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 6:59

Hahaha I would have knocked the girl out, There is this kid who like lives at my house he is like a big brother my brothers like bestfriend and he is totally gross to me, yea well I was sitting with him at a Volleyball game and the next day his girlfriend starts flipping out on my in school I was like WTF! do you know who I am? hahah it was pretty funny when she realized it.

lizzyhotlips 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 7:39

this sucks but oh well get over it shit happens... if u didn't do anything about it then, then there's nothing u can do about it now.

Lexisaurus 6

Thursday 20 May 2010 8:11

WHAT AN ASSHOLE! I hope u beat him n then beat the girl for hitting u.. they both deserve ass kickings.. some brother he is. he suppose to protect u frm stupid people. assholes these days

RebeccaWvvv 0

Monday 24 May 2010 7:47

Ydi for being a dumb bitch and not fighting back.

KikiCarroll 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 0:39

To jealous gf: Why would you think he's cheating with the girl he walks home in the first place? if he's ******* someone, he deinately wouldn't be that open about it. it's way too easy.