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By notagyno - 29/03/2013 14:19 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 04:53 - United States - Lancaster

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Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

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By doctorsandnurses - 13/01/2012 10:47 - United Kingdom

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Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

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365 Days part 16

By frustrated - 13/01/2013 06:39 - United States - Miami

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Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML

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By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

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Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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Medico issues

By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 10:30 - India - Chennai

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Today, a guy on Bumble sent me a dick pic to me. I opened it, stared at it for a good few minutes, and replied, “I don’t see anything unusual. What are your complaints?” And then it hit me: It’s what they call “the life of a medical student.” I’m ruined! FML

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By IBS - 06/05/2014 09:11 - China - Shanghai

Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By MineAlwaysTouching - 27/04/2017 18:00

Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML

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Fake news

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 15:01 - United States - San Bruno

Today, I had to submit references so my anatomy/physiology teacher might acknowledge that tetanus is not the same as muscle cramps, and correct the lesson that's been in place for six years. FML

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By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

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Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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QQmore_fml 18

Friday 29 March 2013 19:02

Just watch **** like normal people...

3rdbass 9

Friday 29 March 2013 19:06

That makes sense. I can imagine reading something akin to "She had a boob on her shoulder. What a shoulder it was." and not enjoying it.

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chickenpie90 16

Friday 29 March 2013 21:03

Fifty Shades of Grey?

gracehi 31

Friday 29 March 2013 21:40

It makes you lose your boner?

Lilo4life 26

Friday 29 March 2013 22:16

Sounds like a personal problem to me bro.

wdd2 5

Friday 29 March 2013 23:30

You were probably listening to peterotica, as read by Betty White.

pipinya 8

Friday 29 March 2013 23:40

This is the most depressing FML I've ever read

pattayarick 8

Friday 29 March 2013 23:45

It's even worse when a doctor makes a mistake

error404n0tf0und 21

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:02

especially during surgery!!

error404n0tf0und 21

Friday 29 March 2013 23:59

what book op?

baba01_fml 17

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:22

Anatomical mistake you mean

Druu 53

Saturday 30 March 2013 1:43

The 1930's called. They want their written **** back.

bamagrl410 31

Saturday 30 March 2013 7:54

Seriously? You can't honestly be THAT dense to where you think books are outdated. Or if you are, then you probably need to open some books and learn a few things.

gracehi 31

Saturday 30 March 2013 1:43

I hate all you sick aviophiles! Stop molesting our planes!

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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment. Things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another, and the next thing I knew, she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said, "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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Today, I realised that a monkey can do my job. I was fired as an entertainer at the local fairground and literally replaced by a chimpanzee. He wears a hat and can hold balloons. FML

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Today, it's now the third week my boyfriend's best friend has been sleeping on our bedroom floor because he doesn't want to face the consequences of his actions back at his parents' place. My boyfriend sees no problem with this, and says he can stay and live off us as long as he wants. FML

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Today, I had a one night stand. While lying next to him afterwards, he nervously said, "Listen, I, uh... I bought this when I was drunk." I wasn't really sure what he referred to until I realized: the bed sheets. The Twilight bed sheets. FML

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Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML

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Today at 10:00 pm, someone rang my doorbell 4 times, while I was sleeping. I thought it was an emergency and I opened the door to my neighbor who just want to ask if I had a blackout at noon. FML

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