Work, Kids, Awkward and Drugs: Surveillance

Surveillance

By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 18:00

Today, I showed my boss the app where I can remotely monitor my new home security cameras. As we panned the camera around, we were greeted by my son smoking a bong - sound and all. Way to go, boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML

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Congratulations, you played yourself

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 12:00

Today, I mistakenly texted my father in-law a photo of all my weed and all the joints I'd rolled. He’s also my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 22:46 - Switzerland

Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By GumStickExtraGmail - 14/09/2017 17:30 - United States - Arvada

Today, I found my daughter playing on my phone. When I got it back, I saw multiple texts to my boss saying that I quit. FML

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Business is business

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 06:00

Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML

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Flashdance

By Muhd Hazrie - 27/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML

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You deserved it 429

That's awkward

By Dannotmann - 04/05/2021 22:01

Today, I took my wife and our 6 year-old son to a company party. Sometimes I take my son to work with me, so he knows my coworkers. One of them walked over and introduces herself to my wife, and my son says, "Yeah, they go to into the bathroom together all the time during break!"’ Thanks, son. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML

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Justkidding100 41

Sunday 9 July 2023 1:00

how could that be his fault? you obviously didn't tell him you were spying on him. at least he was clothed while doing it

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 8 July 2023 18:48

Did that make your boss want to: a) buy a security camera, or b) hang out with your son?

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 8 July 2023 18:48

Did that make your boss want to: a) buy a security camera, or b) hang out with your son?

Thaylok 17

Saturday 8 July 2023 19:37

Boss saw that he overpays OP. Because OP can afford sweet big screen TV and lots of dope for his kids.

lalalaila777 24

Sunday 9 July 2023 0:17

I'm not sure what the problem is 🤔

Justkidding100 41

Sunday 9 July 2023 1:00

how could that be his fault? you obviously didn't tell him you were spying on him. at least he was clothed while doing it

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Sunday 9 July 2023 12:21

Serves you right for spying. Whatever happened to privacy in your own home?

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