Babysitter and Kids: This boy

This boy

By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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By sumhub94 - 14/05/2013 16:48 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By Baby eater - 20/05/2014 00:00 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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Demon child

By Some Guy - 12/10/2015 00:54 - United States - Allen

Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML

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Threat

By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

And? He's four, four-year-olds are jerks and need their ass kicked.

vxjazz 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

What the hell did you do to him anyway? I certainly didn't go around demanding people's deaths when I was four.

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paleknight47 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:38

He needs a swift foot to the asss!!!

1234five 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:28

Little kids SUCK

Sugino3 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:23

I want to have kids, but I'm honestly scared of the toddler stage. You can call me a wimp if you want, I don't care.

Fontario4 2

Friday 25 September 2009 9:12

A 4 year old? Jesus kids are horrible these days i hate them.

loveyahun 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:00

Aww...I'm sorry hun. That must have sucked.

XBCX96 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:24

you asked him to use his words, and he did :D

marine10_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:44

a four year old knows what "die" means? how much he "hates" you? Lies! nothing you said is true!

zach055 23

Monday 26 April 2010 3:14

YDI because he did what you asked. He used his words. Its hypocrites like you that make this world such a bad place you BITCH!!!

kitsune3 20

Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:58

Um, wow...You seriously need to calm the hell down.

zach055 23

Saturday 14 June 2014 3:02

You are a BITCH!!!

deppfreak99 3

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:05

I babysit 4 yr old TWINS. They throw fits like that all the time if they don't get their way.

sjovt 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 6:44

omg that's so funny! but he did listen give him propes for that even though he wants you to die!

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