By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 05:58 - Canada

Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
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barlessprison 16

you're pregnant. stuff like this is bound to happen. don't beat yourself up over it.

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DocBastard 38

I hope YOU know that the doctors and nurses have all seen and heard it before, and this isn't a unique situation. And the mother was probably fine because she was helping her very pregnant daughter. I also hope you know that the whole FML community is laughing at you for being a complete shitbag.

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barlessprison 16

you're pregnant. stuff like this is bound to happen. don't beat yourself up over it.

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awesomeooo3 0

Yeah, as you are probably aware, the baby puts a lot of pressure on your bladder. And this happens to many women, as well as 'false contractions'. Don't worry about it.

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staceysgenesis16 0

its not surprising that this happened. its 2am and a bunch of liquid pouring out of you. lol. it happens

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ImaWiseGuy 5

if I were pregnant and could wizz all over myself with a legit excuse, I'd stay in my dirty pee pants all day...

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FMLsOhilarious 6

#53 Ew, that's disgusting!

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PurpleRae420 0

Ok 53 your ******* gross lol but yah OP I agree don't beat yourself up about it when I was pregnant I wet myself a lil bit no biggie! I'm sure the doc has seen this before so laugh about it because there's alot more embarassing things.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha, somebody really needs to come out with a sarcastic font....

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kiran_fml 5

or sarcastic smiley, like ;|

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Just_ol_Kole 0

That's more of a sarcastic straight face...

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deaper 16

LMFAO! I don't get why this reply was buried! I laughed so hard at it, I ALMOST peed MY PANTS!

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chuymac 3

sarcasm is not easily translated. so I'm also for the sarcasm front/smiley

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agaba 0

53 - thats nice and cute (sarcasm)

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sayyestothedress 24

#141 I don't get your comment but I LOVE your pic!! ??

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badbe 0

I swear they did this on balls of steel where the "scummy mummy" is trying on shoes and she tips water over the sales assistant and says "oh thank **** it was only pee" (/

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DjeePee 24

I caught my boyfriend watching **** once. I decided to join in.

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sirdolittle 0

I caught myself watching ****, once. I was so mad, I bash my head in a wall !

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cIouds 15

Maybe you should delete your comment if it was a mistake...?

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YacL 15

"Congratulations, it's a large urine stain!". Were you disappointed, relieved, embarrassed, or all of the above, OP?

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JayBear14 11

I'm sure releived one was one of the emotions she felt :P

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imerinmadigan 0

thats hilarious haha

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Sawako7 0

Maybe this is going to be her first child, and she didn't know to expect to happen when her water breaks.

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nannu_nannu 1

Yeah, 17, clearly it's her first child since she called her mom over to watch THEIR OLDER KID.

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bigbadtim 7

It was not her first child, read the FML again.

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Sawako7 0

Sorry. But really you don't have to make feel stupid over it.

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nunsrtight69 0

hahaha win ^^^

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ritbbehindu 0

I'm surprised you don't already feel stupid...

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at1325 0

theoretically the op could have had a c section for her first child, and this occured before a planned c section or her doctor was going to try and do a vaginal birth after a c section ( I heard there are some doctors who do not believe it is nessicary to continue to have c sections just because it was done before)

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thebestof1984 0

No, not really. I had two kids. Water broke on my first child, I thought I pissed myself. Second child doctors broke it by accident and once again I thought I pissed myself.

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Felix_Felicis15 8

Yeah I've never had a baby before, but I hear that when one's water is breaking, she feels like she's peeing. However, I am speculating that the fluid isn't yellow and doesn't smell like pee... Right?

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ILOLatmockdaweek 0

if you drink lots of water your pee isn't yellow so what was she supposed to think if loads of clear liquid came out of her

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Felix_Felicis15 8

Ahh I see what you mean.

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kaylanicole1255 1

Maybe the older kid is her step child!

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xgetxbentx 13

actually having your water break is supposed to feel like pissing yourself, just for a longer period of time usually.

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Sawako7 0

Well it costs money to stay in the hospital. And her water really didn't break so there is no point to stay.

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jklol11 0

don't kill yourself over this. when you're pregnant, stuff like that is bound to happen! let this one slide...

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greeneyebeauty9 28

You definitely just rephrased the first comment..

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jrtepechis 6

that's happened to me before while I carried my son too

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