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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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It wasn't me

By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 15:23

Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML

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baxeh 29

Wednesday 30 July 2014 10:38

Accept his challenge!

zinoxity 23

Wednesday 30 July 2014 10:40

Well, did he direct it towards you or just in general? I think you're fine, OP.

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worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 30 July 2014 19:16

I have seen burp wars but gas wars might be a bit much

pkts11 16

Wednesday 30 July 2014 21:51

This reminds me on family guy when Peter has the farting contest in the bathroom

foxwasalamb 24

Wednesday 30 July 2014 22:03

one for you! And oh, do i have enough juice for you? *strains*

AnieAdamantine 8

Wednesday 30 July 2014 23:30

Anything you can do, I can do better!

redstone7693 29

Thursday 31 July 2014 0:24

School in July?

Chibi_Kitten 24

Thursday 31 July 2014 4:32

Many FMLs don't get posted until months or years later. By default, the post is edited to start out with today.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 31 July 2014 0:45

This is hardly an FML. Everybody farts and sometimes other people hear it. OP, You need to smellow and get on with life/class.

vividpictures 17

Thursday 31 July 2014 9:13

I do that all the time.. But anyways, The kid was probably talking about a test score or grade? Or not.

momac86 17

Thursday 31 July 2014 11:08

That is when you challenge them to a fart-off

KuKluxCatz 8

Friday 1 August 2014 1:30

I have yet to see the down side

chito2713 2

Friday 1 August 2014 18:56

You really fell for him didn't you

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Denial

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It wasn't me

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