By Teresa - 28/05/2010 04:30 - United States

Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML
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lettertjes 0

You can get a cat out of your bed without kicking it, you know. Just lift it up and put it on the ground. Or lift it up and put it on a more convenient place on your bed. It'll most likely just continue sleeping.

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Chunchunchun 3

I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Her cat was sleeping on her bed in a place where the OP couldn't position herself arouind it. She didn't want to move the cat because she wanted to prove to her brother that the cat loved her more

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WindsweptSky 5

I see how you are right. I also see how childish this OP is that she had to "prove her LITTLE brother who is in 6th grade wrong". Something wrong a little deeper? I think so.

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andruha1123 5

your life sound like mine yay! antiflood is some bf

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heiiress 0

What does being an unemployed college student have to do with it though :P

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jgilez 0

don't worry the cat loves you mote you have things in common your both pussys. For real you got owned by a 12 year old get ready for a life full of fail.

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Giorgio272 2

go for some cat spooning. your the big spoon cat is the little one. just remember though *********** is animal rape.

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eazyeeze 0

There's a lot of pussy lovers on FML

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ttorigibson 2

how would your brother even find out?

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gutzzzz 0

maybe if she kicked the cat out, it would go to her brothers room

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madarchod 0

useless people all over in the world

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Sunset_Taco 0

what you do is pet the cat until it's awake, then as it's in a state of tired happiness, pick it up and move it. keep petting until it's comfortable, and then stop and sleep. sheesh. you suck with cats.

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MiSTERmAttt 0

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528Alice491 3

Oh god, get over it! That can't doesn't give a crap! Are you kidding me?! Cats were freaking made to sleep and be self centered, he's probably just using you're dumb ass for a nice warm bed and he's laughing at you while you toss and turn!!

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whatOu 4

That's what I was thinking, do they share a room ? Ahah

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WindsweptSky 5

I don't really get why you couldn't kick the cat out of the bed. Eh. FYL?

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TaylorDev 0

They are not even FML's, FML should have regulations that if the post doesn't include some sort of physical violence or physical problem they shouldn't be posted :|

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Jessi_Rose96 0

Calm! Don't kill the anti-flood, ok? It's not worth it!!!

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jplumbob 4

make two or more posts within a minute and you will have your answer.

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Chunchunchun 3

I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)

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thensome 1

Are you in kindergarten or college? Kick the cat out of the bed.

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hahism 0

WHAT THE FISH??? what is being an unemployed college student got to do with kicking your cat out of bed??? this does not make sense on so many levels...

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harderbaby 0

dafuq. this fml is just like, rambling or something..

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fits138 0

How did this get approved? Lame. Doesn't even make sense.

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