By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
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Grauncho 27

Looks like he got dessert with that meal.

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xtna 9

The ass grope. By definition the best way to thank someone.

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Enslaved 36

So when someone buys you dinner that doesn't mean you automatically need to put out as a thank you??

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perdix 29

It's not automatic, but if don't, you get expect many more free meals from that person. ;)

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Enslaved 36

Reminds me of one of my bar guest: Girl: What's the market price of the lobster? Guy: You know if you order that we're ******* tonight! Girl: I'll have the chicken.

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perdix 29

#36, so, what did the chicken cost her?

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perdix 29

#39, and a pullet, I'll bet.

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martin8337 35

Op, did you enjoy it?

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emirie 21

If she did, she wouldn't be posting about it on FML.

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Vegnas 13

Could've been worse. At least he didn't pick-pocket you wallet out of your back pocket.

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misUnderstood23 9

Thats what you get for doing something nice huh?

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thissexyguy96 11

He was just paying u bak the only way e knew how to pay u bak the "perv way"

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8born8 18

Please use proper words, grammar and sentence structure. You're only portraying yourself as an illiterate, dim witted moron.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm sure Bubba wont mind.

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buckdharma 36

Luckily you didn't buy him the Grand-Slam breakfast or he wouldn't have stopped at second.

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8born8 18

The feeling you get from helping someone and doing a good deed is awesome. Aaaaand there it goes....

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pinchepriscyla 9

Well at least he was grateful

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