By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
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Vanguard507 0

More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.

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Optimus_Primerib 0

I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.

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traze 7

I can't imagine, how much did it drop?

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Ace1991 2

haha lower than his pecker is prolly

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iluffhimm 0

I bet lower then his balls.... then again that's not saying much cuz a REAL man would GROW THE BALLS to call the girl or stick it out for one date

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michaelm1290 23

Tell her you were volunteering with sick kids at the hospital. Then bring her flowers. Problem solved.

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Jaxx66 21

guys like that are what plague this world. - liars. but can't say women are much better when it comes to that.

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jdeshnerx3 0

more like fhl she's gotta share an office with you poor girl

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WompWompWomp123 7

it's an FYL, FHL situation. Hopefully, she gets over it. If not, prepare yourself.

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oliveindamiddle 0

ehhh karmas a bitch!

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ckyorelse 18

karma only works towards your next life

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LoonyPheebs 0

That's what you believe, dude. To us, karma's just the return of something you did, with interest. Be it good or bad.

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twixxone 4

Thats gonna be one akward dream job!

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