By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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Vidrill 22

And your mother actually agreed to that? That is one progressive wife right there!

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twinkiefeets 17

This is not the first time I've heard of this occurring.

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LyraAlluse 25

I knew a guy named Ben Dover. Just think about that for a second. No one else seemed to understand what I found funny about his name. Bad choices parents make; they always seem to start at the name.

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buddy51 23

So that explains why you keep waking up in the middle of the night with him stroking your face with his foot whispering "shhhhh, you're all right!"

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mdcdeve 10

At least he doesn't stalk you .. Or does he.

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GlitterGoddess 6

Damn, How did your mom let that one slip by?

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ozpunker 20

What's worse? The fact that you were named after her or the fact that your dad used to stalk people.

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IsRaeliPrinCess 8

"Make sure you make good grades this semester son, oh and by the way, I named you after this chick I was madly inlove. I used to follow that bitch EVERYWHERE.....EVERYWHERE..."

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