Intimacy: Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost... - FML

By BNLM - 09/03/2010 01:11 - United States

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Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By airrinw_33 - 21/01/2013 03:55 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 05:23 - United States

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Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

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By Lizzy - 11/11/2016 03:01

Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML

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By bchorror - 22/04/2020 02:00

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Today, I went to take out my NuvaRing. To my surprise, I couldn’t find it. I’ve had unprotected sex almost every day this month. I don’t know when it fell out. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01

Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML

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Tedet 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:22

I am 100% sure this is a Jonas brother

thenumberblue 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:21

I pity the non-virgin fool!

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mtc4ever 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:35

all the people saying they lost your virginity to an inanimate object should shut up. you're a virgin until you have intercourse with another person.

cooliodefined 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:46

this isn't an FML

puppergens 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:50

YDI for having a purity ring

pandabear948756 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:50

How is this even am fml?

i_kick_catz 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:24

why the hell would you get a purity ring in the first place

alexd375 2

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:29

thats called" i got laid", not fml

dealwithit84 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:46

shut up. losing that ring didn't make u open ur legs

SS99_fml 20

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:25

What's the FML? This is about as an FML as, "I went to drink a glass of water. There wasn't any ice. FML"

bugmenotmofo 34

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:33

Today, I wanted to post something on FML about how I got laid four months ago. I tried to put a bad spin on it with some junk about a purity ring, but let's face it: I got laid! **** YOUR lives, internet!

hbblondie17 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:04

i don't even see how this is a fml, just because you lost your ring doesn't mean you have to lose your virginity...

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