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By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:51

pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting

agifttotearapart 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:58

I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.

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lolwhat_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:07

#59 fails at attempting to be funny but @ leat they paid attention to you ;) And this isnt even a bad fml : D

Vasir 2

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:07

..Did anyone consider if this was a guy? that would be disturbing

rawkdinosawr 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:08

'if you want a man to pay attention to what you're saying, you have to take away other distractions.' and if you want to walk around the streets without getting raped, you have to wear a chastity belt and be escorted at all times. otherwise what dya expect, after all you do have a uterus and you can hardly expect men to control themselves can you? bloody cheek. people these days. poor emily pankhurst.

randomgirl13 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:10

LOL... perv... at least that means you have nice boobs though, in a situation like that you should just take it as a compliment.

absurdmoment19 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:11

#4 are u gay...

zanyone 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:11

SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!

oogoa 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:29

Does anyone else find the constant requests for pictures of her boobs a little bit disturbing?

dolorespoof 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:33

Hey look on the bright side. At least you've got nice boobs.

Aristai 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:34

That is called sexual harassment. You could get him in big trouble.

kapowi 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:34

It isn't sexual harrassment, morons. If it were, it would be the girl's fault. It's a business environment, and if your boobs were particularly noticeable, then that's unprofessional. Take it as a learning experience. Next time, dress appropriately for the job.