Miscellaneous: Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left...

By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

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By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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You deserved it 5 465

By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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You deserved it 7 426

Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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By Jake - 01/07/2009 12:28 - Australia

Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML

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By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

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By Wtf - 10/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Miamisburg

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

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helennaa 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:23

That's mature. But at least you know now, and you can take preemptive strikes.

AndelleRae 9

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:26

No one deserves to be humiliated or treated like shit. Who cares what the OP looks like? She found out her little brother is a douche bag who spends his free time devising plans to humiliate her. That would suck for anyone. Younger siblings can be major assholes, so I'm fairly certain that her little brother isn't pulling this stuff because she's fat.

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helennaa 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:23

That's mature. But at least you know now, and you can take preemptive strikes.

spoo 24

Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:05

left his myspace page up..... I know where you could start the pre-emptive strike

Bud_fml 16

Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:59

Nice.

cookiepenguin 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:15

aww they named it after you. how sweet!

jamesispro_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 13:59

poop dust

da_page09 0

Friday 24 September 2010 7:19

it seems that they were successful

greenltrn2003 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:24

hahahaha hes tight

PlasmaWafflez 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:26

Don't take it seriously, lil bro's are always like that

TC1_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:31

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RR05 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:15

couldn't agree more. if someone is refering to you as a fat cow, it's probably because you are overweight and a bitch. so YDI

fakkumairaifu 14

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:56

Spoken like an only child...

BritishHobo 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 19:52

If he left it up on your computer, he either isn't actually doing anything and wanted you to think he did, or he's a complete tool. Either way, I hope you took advantage of having his MySpace and got him back.

Rayn4u_fml 0

Friday 6 November 2009 11:47

Maybe leaving it up is a way of bragging. Or maybe he didn't expect her to confuse a computer screen with a snack and move so close...

tamoodielovesmar 1

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:06

or both.....hmm....*raises eyebrows*

lynzykins 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:32

Sit on his head.

netfreak 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 17:05

winner

fuckyourdogslife 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:33

YDI for being a fat cow.

NessieWicked 9

Thursday 29 October 2009 0:44

lmfaooo!

khalifaBISH 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 10:37

#7 ur a tru asshole

keenaz 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:42

Lol at #7 harsh dude. Should've just changed his myspace orientation to men, that coulda been funny.

mps1969 8

Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:42

#8 is right you had a golden chance to get him first before he got you and you blew it .

Jcat_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 15:27

I agree, I would have posted a blog about my (his) dream about his friend that he was talking to. Get both at the same time. Say that after the dream I couldn't help but call up this friend and we talked until the sun came up and we made a vow to love each other for the end of time. I'm the happiest boy alive.