Kids: Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly...

By lifesucks4me - 23/02/2009 12:51 - United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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By WickedRene - 02/08/2014 01:57 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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bobdole 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:22

are you a guy or a girl? it would be funnier if you were a guy.

Capybara 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:51

Like father like son, sadly. If this is true, your family has some serious issues.

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bobdole 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:22

are you a guy or a girl? it would be funnier if you were a guy.

Gorsbug823 0

Monday 24 May 2010 6:30

haha that's funny

chelzy 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 5:31

so true. I would love to see that. btw, u just got pent up the ass.

WTFbbqLOLcatz 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:47

Haha, that is a damn good one:) Highfive

Capybara 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:51

Like father like son, sadly. If this is true, your family has some serious issues.

icekitten14 12

Tuesday 14 October 2014 4:08

Holy crap I hope it's a guy, just so OP can say that.

crissycat07 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:53

aweee D:

CaptainCasual 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:02

Might need to work on your attitude a bit. Normally, parent's don't call their children bitches unless they deserve the title.

Sunbolt 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 18:16

or their drunk as shit

Angi95 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:01

Or bad parents.

EmoRockChic 11

Wednesday 16 January 2013 2:43

That's not true..... I would know.....

feven 32

Thursday 5 December 2013 22:42

Is that why you're an emo chick sweetie?

Kazze 31

Wednesday 4 March 2015 1:41

I see you earned the title, 100.

carpenoctern 19

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:57

This isn't true; I've been called a bitch and worse by my mum for not bringing my laptop home from boarding school so she can use it.

proofofapyro 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:07

That's ******* hilarious

blacklagoon_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:52

Sounds like a problem family... little kid calling people a bitch, you being a bitch enough for your parents to actually use the word, especially when a 6 year old can hear.