Today, I think my cat is dying. My grandma died two months ago...

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By I can't take it anymore - 15/08/2023 00:26 - United States

Today, I think my cat is dying. My grandma died two months ago and my uncle has terminal cancer, so why not take my cat as well? I'm beginning to think that the universe has something against me. FML

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Gubbon 17

Wednesday 20 September 2023 14:37

That's not how the universe works, but still FYL, my condolences.

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Gubbon 17

Wednesday 20 September 2023 14:37

That's not how the universe works, but still FYL, my condolences.

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