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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By J - 11/02/2016 15:44 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By suze44 - 13/06/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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papertigers_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 12:14

see, this is why we can't have nice things.

Aria_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 12:20

How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)

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14hatemachine 2

Friday 8 May 2009 14:05

pretty adorable of you : ]

zavanna 1

Friday 8 May 2009 14:06

Oh, you did a really nice thing! :-) But I bet her father will punch other boys several more times, in the future... because other boys will show up, and it would be kinda funny if he punches them too. :P Hehe, I think you made her day better, though, because I would have been very happy about such a comment! :)

lolffsfml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:15

awww that is sooo nice! wow u are amazing and i hope that punch didnt hurt too much.

Jade_Rothwell 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:20

I think that was sweet of you.. I think the father overreacted.. Sure you were a random person telling his daughter she was beautiful, but .. why get pissed at someone complimenting your (as in his) daughter?

MGW501 2

Friday 8 May 2009 14:22

You must have lent in close or something, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to reach you like that. Still, unlikely you'd ever want to see someone with that type of father. You left out how she reacted to both your comment and the punch!

LeftHanded_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:33

Why does everyone assume that this is a guy? Yeah it's creepier if the OP is a guy, but it still could have been a girl.

LeftHanded_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:37

Does this FML change for anyone? When I clicked it this came up: Today I got home from my first year of college, and I was really anxious to just kick back and relax - it had been a long year. Come to find out, the keys my dad gave me to his truck didn't have a house key on them. I was locked out for two hours. FML But it still had the same comments. Im kinda confused.

ijkl0marissa 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:45

@ 36, I thought that too, but it would make more sence that it's a male, because most men wouldn't punch a woman in the face..

Frenz 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:55

True. But most men wouldn't call their daughters ugly, even if she looks like Shrek.

vt_mruhlin 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:57

Depending on respective ages and your level of creepiness, you may or may not have deserved it. 1) Listening in on other peoples' conversations 2) Hitting on an underage girl 3) Right in front of her dad....