Miscellaneous: Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru....

By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

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By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By Satan's Lil elf - 14/01/2019 14:00

Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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dracer 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:37

The little joys are the best?

kmander93 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:37

you're ridiculous, though I would do the same

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turbogirl 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:00

Sorry but that's just really sad lol.

lolsamzilla 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:34

hahahahhahhahaha i can't breathe lmfaoo

alexman6364 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:35

god ur a moron

Gorillazx22 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 11:30

Night at the museum sucks...

failzisawesome 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 11:33

Dude, you need to get a life.

anamaia 5

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:11

YDI for distracting yourself as you drive. It's not safe at all (obviously) and you could've hurt somebody else.

neverland_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:30

It was cute until you hit something. :(

LAgirl_fml 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:12

Is it a FML because you're excited by a happy meal toy and you're 36 or because you crash your car?? maybe both!! lmfao

Guyoverhere 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:31

LOL

mijzelffan 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:02

hugh, people really can't spell, can they? It's drive-through, not drive-thru...

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