By YOURMOM - 31/12/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML
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Qwertyuiip 0

Tell that son of a bitch who's boss.

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muhaidib 2

OP is lucky it didn't fall down his pants and the squirrel didn't feed on his nuts...

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doctorwhogirl 0

so you got attcked by a tree rodent and to make yourself seem manly( if you are Indeed a boy) you had to make the squirrel a su

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doctorwhogirl 0

whoops by mistake sent that- I meant you had to make the squirrel into some sort of super hulk squirrel to save you dignity :D because I doubt it was as big as you're saying it was

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_Oblivion_ 12

Have any of you seen two squirrals fight? I certainly would not like to be attacked by a caffine high rodent

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GoW_Chick 14

It was arnold swertzasquirrel ... Anyone? No? Damn that was stupid.

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gojira666 7

Ydi...that activity is strictly prohibited to anyone under 75 years of age

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eyeIoveyou 4

51 - if OP were 75 or older, wouldn't that be worst? lolol

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Trollzaya 6

59 - how would that be worse, my granny loves being attacked by squirrels >.>

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GoW_Chick 14

Since my first post was a fail how about some of these Rocky bolsquirrela Jean Claude Van Squirrel Mark Squirrelberg *buda-dum-dum* Worth a try.

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blanquito 1

At least 41/70 knew her jokes were stupid before she posted them..

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FunnyGuy5051 7

it's okay 70 girls like you aren't judged by smarts or being funny

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ropeandneck 7

schwartzesquirrel. it was ****** arnold schwartzesquirrel. we're doomed.

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Qwertyuiip 0

Tell that son of a bitch who's boss.

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ohmylanta22 5

This is such a fake. Squirrels don't attack people for food.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Squirrels attacking people? The end is truely on its way. Brace yourselves, for rabbit swarms are next!

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

Did it get your nuts?

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G0v3nat0r 7

You know it doesn't say if OP is a girl or a guy. If OP is a girl, the squirrel just wanted to motor boat.

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lovexbox 8

You just had to feed it your nuts now didn't you?

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EverBrighter 0

Nobody likes roasted nuts.

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The_Plagiarizer 4

I'm pretty sure that OP isn't right in the head if he/she were giving out free nuts. Sell that shit for good money!

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bitchwhore 20

They worded it badly... I thought a squirrel fell down OP's shirt but it was a nut that did.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

I think most people realize it was a nut that fell down OP's shirt. We just don't know how that happened since (s)he'd most likely be reaching out or throwing them away from their body.

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graham11 14

40- no idiot. A squirrel did not fall down OP's shirt. Yeah it fell from a tree and just happened to hit the target and landed down OP's collar. *face palm*

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secrono 0

if ur a guy i understand if your a girl..... MOTOR BOAT BITCHES!!! why would the squirrel freak?????

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Squirrels, nuts, steroids and going down shirts?......Naw to easy, I'm off!

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Oh you must not know, I give zero *****. Take your ass to a spelling bee and tell someone who cares.

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fancyclown 9

Teach me your ways, oh great booby squirrel.

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notsorandomguy 18

Hope it didn't try to eat your nuts (bad pun definitely intended)

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StoryOfTheYear 14

First sentence sounds like OP is teabagging the squirrels. ._.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

That visual makes me want to go to the park right now.

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