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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Tori - 16/02/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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Lower your expectations

By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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Unsure

By Anonymous - 29/11/2015 06:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

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By lacucarcha - 15/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 6 July 2017 3:36

Did you say yes to the mess?

fde2blknimout 18

Tuesday 4 July 2017 21:55

Great proposal story though

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fde2blknimout 18

Tuesday 4 July 2017 21:55

Great proposal story though

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 6 July 2017 2:15

Well at least this is a proposal story to remember and laugh about. He should have found a safer spot to propose to you out of the waiters' and waitresses' line of sight though.

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 6 July 2017 21:39

GlowWorm56: No, you WANT to be in the "line of sight" (being seen), but out of the way.... :-)

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 6 July 2017 3:36

Did you say yes to the mess?

IdrcxD 8

Thursday 6 July 2017 20:03

I hope she did

stephh_1 11

Thursday 6 July 2017 4:27

Congrats, at least you now have a memorable proposal?

Etweens96 25

Thursday 6 July 2017 5:59

At least it's a funny story to tell your family and future generations! Otherwise congratulations!!!

ed_1505 6

Thursday 6 July 2017 7:48

More like **** his life. Can you imagine planning everything and then it getting ruined like that? I definitely feel more sorry for him

Cali 54

Thursday 6 July 2017 10:49

Did you say yes? Did you stay to eat? Was the waiter ok? Is anyone suing / getting sued? So many questions... Must have a follow up!

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Thursday 6 July 2017 17:23

Have a nice trip, see you next fall!

Swedish_Eagle 21

Thursday 6 July 2017 20:07

Oh my god! hope u did not make it worse for him by saying no!

Paul Laurent 15

Thursday 6 July 2017 20:46

not to mention the waiter...come to work, and probably during the busy dinner rush, some guy trips him and gets him written up. not bashing anyone, just wouldn't be surprised to see the waiters post on here, Lol.