Intimacy: Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others....

By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My bestfriend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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Renesaga 8

Friday 15 June 2012 5:30

Uh.. well.. at least you caught her in the act! You go, OP! If she would lie to your face like that, honestly, you're better off without her. And no, I'm not just saying that.

mariah_2014 0

Friday 15 June 2012 5:29

Bitches

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swimchick7 1

Friday 15 June 2012 5:41

Maybe the bestfriends look alike...hey, theaters are dark! Either way...when oppurtunity knocks, you answer ;)

bubbly31 0

Friday 15 June 2012 6:43

Not if it's your best friends girlfriend doing the knocking

PeteyPablo12308 20

Friday 15 June 2012 12:13

Wow 27, I feel sorry for your friends if that's your attitude.

zombiejombie 0

Friday 15 June 2012 5:42

Who gives hand jobs at the movies?

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 15 June 2012 6:48

Plenty of grubby little teenagers.

tr0llz0r 0

Friday 15 June 2012 14:03

You're 14. You -are- a grubby little teenager.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 15 June 2012 18:24

I'm not grubby. But yes, I am a teenager. And I'm not little. Well not for my age. I'm 5 foot 9.

TheDrudgeChild 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 23:45

191 - she seems like one of the few respectable teens, don't assume they're all grubby and slutty

patrickalamo 47

Friday 15 June 2012 5:43

Do her friends.

Srry4urLife 4

Friday 15 June 2012 5:44

Wow! She's bold. It's one thing to cheat behind closed doors but right next to you. Sorry original post you will find someone else.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Friday 15 June 2012 7:11

You're the first person I see who says "original post" instead of OP

simplylost643 0

Friday 15 June 2012 7:19

#98- That's because most of the FML users couldn't spell original poster in the first place. Either that, or they're just lazy.

Srry4urLife 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:35

Really? All of that and you focus on two words!

styroman 5

Friday 15 June 2012 5:45

In the movie you should've just "YOU'RE GIVING HIM A HANDJOB IN THE THEATER?? You *****!" And make it dramatic with his ****. I don't know, that might just be me...

Xotoolyxo 16

Friday 15 June 2012 5:47

Honestly she's not even worth it if she treats you like that. Likewise with your best friend.

mizuki123 8

Friday 15 June 2012 5:48

That's awful. I'm sorry OP better luck next time?

crazykid300 6

Friday 15 June 2012 5:53

35th

Inciter 33

Friday 15 June 2012 5:56

That sucks, but you're better off without her. If she can do shit like that while you're right next to her, just imagine what she was probably doing behind your back.