Miscellaneous: Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around...

By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By beachbum - 27/02/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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By Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50

Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML

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By water fail - 28/01/2016 11:42 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML

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jackalope104 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:05

YDI for being a creeper

gayfish_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:02

Poop face.

Comments

The_Cait 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:29

The lifeguard at a water park would be stationed at a particular attraction and would only be walking around if they were starting/ending their shift or on a break [which could legitimately be the case]. Also, they would be sitting in a tower chair ABOVE the wave pool...not swimming in it... If you're going to be fake...at least be funny...

adidaskitten99 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:57

Actually, some waterparks have guards walk the shallow end of a pool area if it's a decline; we did it for our Leisure Pool and the Wave Pool at our sister park had a guard pace the decline. Also, for the OP and anyone else who thinks "stalking" and "being cute" to male guards is a good way to get their attention? It's not. At the very least, the female guards will notice, make fun of you, then tell the guy. At worst, the guy will notice, get scared and try to switch posts in the rotation to get away from you and you'll end up the joke of the week (especially if you're wearing a padded swimsuit).

zrhcrx 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:07

Yeah Ellis and Associates(who most likely issues the lifeguard licenses for this water park) requires all wave pools to have guards standing in the zero dept area of the pool while the waves are on.

The_Cait 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:25

Good to know! thanks for the info, you two =).

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:48

You tell them, 38 Isn't that normally what happens? I mean, in a (public) workplace, when some random twit tries to pull stunts like these, they end up the butt end of every joke for the week? Them and the person they tried to attract, of course. Yeah, that's real cute, making the guy/girl you thought was hot be the laughingstock at their job for a while lol... Don't know what people are thinking.

zee209 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:34

YDI for thinking it was 'cute' to bump into him, and for being a creeper too. Grow up and just go talk to him. I seriously wonder if sometimes people post just to get a 'YDI'.

triplethreat13 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:37

epic fail. just go up and talk to the guy! some girls are just too shy.

Hazy_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:41

Maybe it's because I'm getting old in this world of gizmos and gadgets, but TALKING TO THEM always seemed to work in my day.

seroose 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:01

why is this an FML? if I did that to a hot chic I'd tell everyone she sat on my face! hahaha

redbluegreen 40

Monday 10 August 2009 23:03

Why do so many girls have it in their heads they have to be delicate yet clumsy in order to have a guy correct/save them? Everyone knows that if he doesn't fall for it, she'll instantly refer to him as a jerk. Just. *******. Talk. To. Them. I think they even have YouTube videos on how to start a conversation.

baec 2

Monday 10 August 2009 23:29

Creeper. YDI. Seriously I bet he asked you too do the same thing later that night but use your tongue and give him a reach around

rinzlerkitty94 31

Saturday 19 December 2015 22:47

You're gross.

SunlightVeins 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:35

My friend and I.

nerdfighter4life 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:38

I loled

Scotticus117 11

Monday 10 August 2009 23:41

I'm sure he didn't mind lol, I mean if a decent looking girl bumped into my butt like that and i was like lifeguard i would probably talk to her haha.