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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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By smh - 03/11/2015 20:04 - United States - Beulah

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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By Squishy - 22/08/2010 23:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

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By Lisa - 01/10/2012 21:09 - United States - Bayside

Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML

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AliMarie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:13

Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?

Nonamerequired 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:09

Doesn't have to mean you're not attractive. He just feels comfortable around you... or he didn't want to embarrass you

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paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:07

FIRST!

Jemm_fml 29

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:16

oh stuff it.

shelbtron 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:00

shut it beez,YDI for fishing for compliments

tpag3r 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:20

no one gives a flying **** that your first

notlovingit 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:44

agreed u set urself up for that one if he wasnt a douche he might've said yes

thatwasobvious 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:17

firstly, dumb. way to fish for compliments. also "lets have sex" is a much easier way to get to his dick.

xFuckThisLife 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:30

I just don't understand, why's being first such a big deal?

maz_irken 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:18

lucky

REFLEXED 7

Monday 27 June 2011 3:17

If it was your second date, he's not your boyfriend anyways

supportcommand 17

Wednesday 26 September 2012 3:35

I agree.

Nonamerequired 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:09

Doesn't have to mean you're not attractive. He just feels comfortable around you... or he didn't want to embarrass you

FarSide 22

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:17

You would be correct if she was from any other State.

VenomSiphon 13

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:33

EPIC WIN!

Boowah 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 6:37

YDI for being too stupid to understand he means that he doesnt get nervous around you even though you're attractive (lets hope u are) becuase youre different/ you make him feel different

DeathShad0 1

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:13

Fishing for compliments will only get you what you deserve. LULZ

abbyelizabeth 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:17

Exactly. That or he was just saying she makes him feel comfortable. either or.

AliMarie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:13

Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?

ohthatsucks 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:16

seriously! i hate how teenagers think that they're boyfriend and girlfriend when they go out ONCE. And how they start saying 'i love you' after one date.

xXPeachRoseXx 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:42

That irks me so much. The whole "I love you" crap after a guy asks them to the movies.

Greendarthpotato 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:08

Again, what do you want to call it, if not bf/gf? I don't think of "boyfreind" as that big of a commitment. And also, the "I love you" is annoying me as well. Sorta. Mostly, I'm annoyed by "married to" on facebook. People use it even though they've been going out for 5 months. P.S. I am actually 14, so Im probly just really ignorant about the bf/gf thing.

darkblue_13 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:13

@40: generally adults date for a few months (or at least a few dates) and consider themselves to be "dating" but not exclusive, and eventually the two have a conversation where they decide to be exclusive and in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship

Forremmy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:14

hahahahhahaha FAIL!!!

Jaywin 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:15

That's what I was thinking. Apparently in the OP's world, one date means they're together.

loveeisnott 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:15

i like him

Defiant47 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:16

Fishing for compliments will never result in anything good. If he doesn't give the compliment, you'll feel like shit, and he'll realize that you're not worth it. If he does give the compliment, you'll give him up and move on to another guy who is more of a jerk and less of a nice guy, because you're a bitch.

Greendarthpotato 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:41

YES, Rise Against is FTW. I saw them live in july, they rocked hard.

Vitamin_C 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:51

like, hard?

Woop_Woop 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:40

WOOOOO YH RISE AGAINST FTW

EpicBoredness 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 1:34

That makes no sense.

holdmydick 3

Thursday 7 June 2012 6:21

Truth

chunkofchange 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:20

you should feel happy he isnt nervous around you dumbass. and you're not gf/bf after 2 dates, sry to say

repyourcliche 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:21

Yeah, I really hate when people do that... and then get all annoyed when you don't say what they want as though it's somehow your fault. To be honest, I would've said no regardless just to verbally slap you for fishing. And since when was question-asking classes as a game? Is it that not just a conversation?