Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room...

By Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By miley098 - 02/11/2011 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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thathurts 0

Friday 27 August 2010 1:32

seriously, wtf..

mintcar 9

Friday 27 August 2010 1:37

YDI for not waiting until you got home. Sheesh.

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hedgerow 0

Friday 27 August 2010 10:59

that sounds cool

kittierawr 0

Friday 27 August 2010 11:55

sooo your telling me neather of you had a cell phone to call or text a friend wow F A K E!!!

Shutsuji 3

Friday 27 August 2010 13:04

Did you not have clothes with you? You're both morons. In ANY other situation this might have been cute. *facepalm*

TjL_fml 0

Friday 27 August 2010 13:39

amen 146

TjL_fml 0

Friday 27 August 2010 13:42

Hey I want a blt sammich

lindseytaylor201 0

Friday 27 August 2010 15:25

79- agreed.

triggerit 5

Friday 27 August 2010 15:30

totally fake.... but I like the idea to **** my teacher at school...

jbillie1234 0

Friday 27 August 2010 16:20

should learn to keep your legs shut in school tbqh.

storm3_sasuke 0

Friday 27 August 2010 16:37

you guys are dum.... do a fast ******* and a fast finger and wait till AFTER school to bang

lfsabtch 4

Monday 25 October 2010 6:56

Well... I don't know about you but a "fast *******" isn't enough for me. My girlfriend failed after an hour to get me off....

pinkkCuteee 0

Friday 27 August 2010 16:51

108 needs to shut the **** up. really.

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