Love: Today, my boyfriend ran accidentally head-first into my face...

By el211 - 15/03/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend ran accidentally head-first into my face and left me with a giant black eye. My mother is convinced I had a seizure in a park somewhere and won't listen when I tell her she's wrong, and everyone else thinks my boyfriend is abusive. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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jailbot 7

Monday 15 March 2010 16:09

....what? Your mom's assumption is really...random.

Guerilla8 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:08

"accidentally"

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yourlifesfucked 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:12

YDI for poor sentence structure! it goes adjective ---> verb not verb ----> adjective. that's awesome tho if your mom is being dumb just tell her you accidentally got preggo. her face will be epic.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 15 March 2010 21:07

That's a matter of style. OP was not wrong. However, if you're going to correct someone else's writing, please learn the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

yourlifesfucked 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:30

ok my bad said adjective not adverb whatever. but that is not a style thing as it is written. w/ the adj after the verb like that it would have to read ran, accidentally, head first. way it is just doesnt make sense.

Trumane 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:44

you correct the OP and when someone turns around and corrects you you say 'whatever?' lol

yourlifesfucked 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:45

no i said ur right, numbnuts.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 15 March 2010 21:03

Your boyfriend is not very good at giving head.

faxe 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:03

sounds like you are always eyeing dick yourself.

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:09

uhm... i think its reasonable they think ur bf's abusive because he " accidentally ran into ur face... "

robdoggstge 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:46

lol ur moms random

loski87 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:36

"accidentally" huh? that's how it always starts...

campbellshayla73 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:47

lol that's bad

GrapefruitZoe 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:47

Haha, I jumped on my boyfriend's back and slammed my face into the back of his head. I had a black eye for weeks. It was hilarious.

Trumane 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:48

Dont you just love how people jump to all sorts of conclusions based on 2 sentences of information?

no_luck83 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:00

truer words have never been spoken/typed

Jesus_Owns 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:01

How the **** does ur boyfriend run face first into u on accident??? He sound ******* abusive

sabatical 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:15

what are you dating a Bull? why the he'll rams into your face like that, were you waving your red granny panties at him? what the hell is this!!? who am I even talking to?!