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By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

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By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

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By Josh - 13/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 18:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a paintball match with a group of friends, one of whom brought his dad along. His dad is a weight-lifting, wannabe alpha male fucknut who thinks that chokeslamming opponents is a legitimate close-quarters paintball tactic. My broken shoulder disagrees. FML

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By shitballs_911 - 07/10/2009 11:13 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

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By no - 17/11/2014 02:26 - United States

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML

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Saturday 2 November 2013 5:04

Flashbacks from 'Nam. Getcha every time.

mspiggy3712 11

Saturday 2 November 2013 5:04

Don't judge a book by its cover

Comments

ThaPrelude 11

Saturday 2 November 2013 20:37

Don't tell an elderly person what not to do. Lesson learnt I hope?

SamMcPhersonNZ 0

Saturday 2 November 2013 22:19

I think we forget how hard our previous generations worked and fought... If he can still hunt you down it says a lot about his skill in warfare...

NodakN8V 25

Saturday 2 November 2013 22:45

Take a strong dose of man the **** up and you'll be alright. Maybe you need to step up your paintball skills.

HH15 5

Sunday 3 November 2013 1:02

Insta karma!

JohnnyBravo2 3

Sunday 3 November 2013 2:08

Good for your grandpa.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 3 November 2013 4:17

You live in an entire country populated by Badass Grandpas, starting with Moshe Dayan.

not_a_anonomous 9

Sunday 3 November 2013 5:10

God your grandpa is a badass

stepymac 15

Monday 4 November 2013 0:36

Hm ex-military ?

RenoTheRhino 30

Monday 4 November 2013 2:00

If your grandpa is fit enough, I'm betting he could maneuver around the "battlefield" just as well as anyone else in your family. Even if he has any physical problems with his body, he could still camp! ;) Also, paintball isn't necessarily rough as long as you have the utmost padding and best helmet!